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AKR 1 Pin

Brand new color pins in stock now. Our first pin design with the current logo.

 

Autopsy Kitchen shirt

ATHEIST PYRAMID Design

Brand new design just in time for the holidays! The first in a series of AKR anti-faith designs with black ink on white shirts, each limited to an initial pressing of 50 shirts total. This shirt displays a pyramid design splitting belief systems into tiers ranging from fact = SCIENCE on the top to the absurd = ORGANIZED RELIGION on the bottom. The pyramid is accompanied by some famous atheistic quotes from Nietzsche, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin and Napoleon. Tired of being a billboard for immature bands who use satanic imagery for shock value? Disgusted with the rest of the world's ability to sacrifice reason (and so much more) in the name of their religion? Here's a shirt that says exactly what it means. No skirting the issue with this one. Click on the images for full size pics.

 

Autopsy Kitchen shirt

ANTI FAITH Design

Brand new design just in time for the holidays! The first in a series of AKR anti-faith designs with black ink on white shirts, each limited to an initial pressing of 50 shirts total. This shirt displays the classic image of jesus ascending into heaven but this time his ascension doesn't seem to be going so well. Tired of being a billboard for immature bands who use satanic imagery for shock value? Disgusted with the rest of the world's ability to sacrifice reason (and so much more) in the name of their religion? Here's a shirt that says exactly what it means. No skirting the issue with this one. Click on the images for full size pics.

 

Autopsy Kitchen

Autopsy Kitchen Logo T-Shirt

Finally, after the popularity of the last AKR shirt design we've gone ahead and printed another new Autopsy Kitchen shirt design. This time, black "vintage" style soft cotton shirts with the AKR stove logo in full color for once! Available in Small, Med, Large and XLarge.

 

Ensepulchred

T-Shirt

Grey T-shirts with black print available in Small, Med, Large and XLarge

 

Funereal Moon shirt

Funeral Satanik Musick design

If you can believe it, the FIRST ever Funereal Moon T-shirt! That's over 15 years in service and not one single t-shirt ever printed. We wanted to do this one right so we're starting with this design (white ink, black shirts) in a limited run of 50 and we may print a 2nd run in the future with black ink on white shirts as well. This design was created by Impure Ehiyeh and is printed on the highest quality soft vintage style american apparel shirts. Available now. Click image to view full size.