AMON AMARTH

“With Oden On Our Side” CD

(Metal Blade)

 

Personally, I was disappointed with these Viking nostalgic's last outing 'The Fate Of Norms'. Hegg and company just were not making admirable songs of DM worthiness. W.O.O.O.S. changes that with Brutal Vocals, shorter and faster songs, and lyrics that are quite vicious. The songs are very memorable, and aside from the 6 song bonus disc that is not worth mentioning here, this is a killer album. It may not be ground-breaking, but with half the DM out there these days, it's stand's out like a fucking sore thumb...it's about fucking time! Buy it or burn it, you'll surely be cranking this one up either way  - Clayton 

www.metalbladerecords.com

 

 

ANGMAR / The True ENDLESS

Split CD

(Bestial Burst Records)

 

Angmar – 3 hymns of punishing Finnish black metal from each band. Angmar’s music is really loose and pretty rough around the edges but the atmosphere of hate and darkness manages to shine through. They actually remind me a little towards a lot of American black metal bands. “The Act In Worship” even has American death metal riffing running smack through it. They need work but pretty good nonetheless.

The True Endless – An epic sort of feeling from these Italian black metal beasts. By that I mean long songs that have monotonous riffing with little to no dynamics or variation. Which is a formula that can really work sometimes ala early Burzum but I would say Endless miss the mark a little here. I like obscure vocals but on here they have been so over hidden in the mix, to the point of near non-existence. I would pass. – Dale  

www.bestialburst.blackmetal.fi/   bestialburst@blackmetal.fi

 

 

 

ARES KINGDOM

“Return To Dust” CD

(Nuclear War Now! Productions)

 

When you make a lasting and let us not split hairs here, legendary mark upon the scene, for better or for worse that legacy follows you around and becomes the measuring stick by which all future accomplishments. Your new bands cock is only 6 ½ inches but your old band is a porn star worthy 9 inches of raging meat & muscle. Of course I am referring to Order From Chaos, the classic band of wonderful chaotic torment, whose members Chuck Keller and Mike Miller propelled into prominent position of the metal history books. It will always linger around them like the after taste of fine wine (or a cheap vintage depending upon the view), matching that wonderment is a lofty goal likely pushed into the back of their minds. A new day is dawning and amusingly enough, despite a somewhat paltry output, Ares Kingdom has been around at this point about as long as Order From Chaos. How does A.K. fair to these biased ears? Pretty damn well by my measure and I am not new to Ares as one of my best friends released their demo tape (not to mention a 7 inch from Chuck’s other post OFC band Vulpecula) in wonderful pro packaging (Keith Dempe where are you my friend?! The Dark Lord whispers your name!). A much more middle paced and introspective yet harsh (yes I know those do not go together but you need to listen to this music to see what I profess!) sound that peel back the flesh and meat, one sinew at a time rather than just beating you over the head with a shovel ala OFC, they protract your pain before unconsciousness. Vocalist Alex Blume belts out his sandpaper howls with emotion and brute force, it really adds a rough around the edges quality which juxtaposes itself nicely on top of Keller’s wonderful guitar work (some of those piercing solo fills had in ecstasy)  and flowing structures. Speaking of the guitars they are heavy as hell itself and roll over you full force but with an underlying finesse and reflective aura which wonderfully counterpoints the blunt force trauma. It is true one minute you headbang and the next you are swept away to some distant plane letting your grey matter go for a swim in the calming seas of eternity. This is mandatory and should do any OFC die hard proud with it’s quality. No surprise it is on a great label like Nuclear War Now, you know what to do, get this and the D.H. vinyl too. – Dale

www.areskingdom.com  www.nwnprod.com

 

 

ARYOS

““Maitre Des Dominations Cerebisles” CD

(Exh Goetie / D.U.K.E.)

 

I can not endure listening to this over and over, but I’ve learned that with enough patience and perseverance you can fuck a cat. This isn’t atmospheric noir black art orchestrated metal entwined with ceremonies as your tricked to believe. I believed Cradle of Filth was the worst band ever, what the fuck is this? Seriously, what I think of France is what Huskies think of poodles; that they belong to some kind of weird chainsaw worshipping cult. It feels like I’m walking admist some tinker-bell gay parade, namely the pianist. This is the commercially saturated shit balloon band that us true metallists see scourging our beloved metal commands today. Soft voices and a vocalist that sounds like a Raptor being corn-holed. The piano / keyboards / effects is un-metal and perpetual shit that is really pointless. This album makes Dimmu Borgir and Ancient sound extreme which is sadder than hell. It’s all in French lingo too and gives me more reasons to hate this poser crap. At least in Quebec, Canada those French acts know their shit. Lock and load and eat lead you assholes! The other day I had severe food poisoning and felt like I would die. After hearing this I wish I had! This is over priced at free! – Clayton 

http://richardperel.free.fr/

 

 

BAHIMIRON

“Pure Negativism: In Allegiance With Self Wreckage” CD

(Aura Mystique Records)

 

More great fucking American Black Metal! Bahimiron features the almighty Blaash from Where’s My Skin zine which is one of the best American zines and has been going for ever or least 12 years or so… Any regular Assault reader knows I am a big follower of this band, demos, 7 inches have all been great and now I get to cleanse my palate with the harsh and bitter sounds on this full length ball of fire, straight from the pits of the Southern USA. Bahimiron loves to cut and slash at you with some truly vile guitar lines that forge ahead with speed and rhythm reminding me of early Emperor, old Immortal, early Beherit and other old school Scandinavian scoundrel. Pure Negativism… definitely has a flow to, much like the river of Acheron and cannot be dissected into parts, picking out only one or two songs to listen to is detriment to the overall journey and cold, oh so cold ambience which rises from the band like a deep fog. The vocals provided by Grimlord are vicious and hurl through the air at like 100 metal pellet balls from a 12 gauge shotgun tearing and rending your eardrums into exhaustion and defeat. Often mid paced setting a hypnotic atmosphere yet interspersed with healthy doses of speed and juxtaposed sparingly with some moody contemplative passages. As mentioned this album must be listened as whole to get the right experience bled into it’s framework. Bahimiron bring affliction to the afflicted, Bahirmiron bring sickness to the sick and Bahimiron spread their plague to the welcome it and force it upon those who do not. Get this now. – Dale

 www.bahimiron.cjb.net www.auramystique.com

 

 

BIOLICH

“The Space Between Home and Today” MCD

(Paragon Records)

 

Wow, Demilich, now there is an old ass band I like a lot that I have not really thought about lately and certainly have not heard mentioned, literally in years. But Biolich took their original inspiration and modified moniker from that great old Finnish band. This has to be the first time I have heard a term like ‘Avant-garde death/grind’ and not listened to it and proclaim ‘okay that was as gay as the description sounded!’ No Biolich are fucking fast and harsh and brutal but they do get adventurous. Yet they stand on their own two feet, they do not use a bunch of gay looping, keyboards and shit all over the place. No they tend rely on their traditional instruments and musical creativity, something to be respected. Beyond the old ‘lich, I would have to say, especially drum wise they often remind me of Cryptopsy, from their earlier days when they blazed a trail around the competition. For me what makes Biolich most effective is they make avant-garde to augment their brutality and headbang crush and never lose sight of that, which makes the whole more effective and it’s spread out use gives the speed and aggression that counter point which makes it pop all the more. This is only a MCD but it is healthy taste of what is to come and shows us why we should watch out for Biolich in the future. Kudos as well to Paragon, who do great work on their releases and aggressively promote their bands. – Dale

Paragon Records, Box 354, Commack, NY. 11725, USA  www.paragonrecords.net

 

 

BLOOD STAIN CHILD

“Idolator” 2007 CD

(Dockyard Records)

 

Looking at the picture of these Japanese blokes I am not sure if they are trying to look metal or attempting to imitate their favourite new RPG video game. They look like they just walked off the Mortal Kombat movie set. I just checked out their website and one of them is dressed like a woman on it. Reading their bio it would seem if they are rather obsessed with sounding Scandinavian, even going so far as hiring a Finnish producer to record their album. In my opinion they have not really succeeded in their goal of trying to fool anyone listening to think “hey they must be Swedish or something”. “Idolator” is chock full of melodies, not a lot of change up or variation but melody after melody. Sort of like that episode of The 70s show, where every door or drawer, his girlfriend opens endless amounts of women's panties come falling out. I guess you could call their style melodic aggression (though those 2 words should not go together but I digress…) on top of some pretty florid synth that makes you want to dance like a giddy girl, not me but you will want to dance like that ha ha! Seriously though, no joke, some of these melody lines are so fruity they would probably be quite popular with the MTV robot masses. Far too one dimensional and commercial leaning for my tastes. How about yours cup cake? – Dale  

Dockyard Records, Box 20 31 46 - D - 20221 Hamburg – Germany   www.dockyard1.com

 

 

BLACK ANGEL

“From The Darkness” CD

(Ketzer Records)

 

The first word in BLACK METAL! This band is legendary. They formed in 1988 and have a reputable amount of demos out which gave them European worldly underground notoriety and a fusillade of band problems at times giving them a disdainful name. They played SA almost entirely with bands from abroad resulting in the first official CD, FTD, recorded in Columbia. Musically, it takes me back to 1986 and has the Sarcofago sound with the true SA sound and for once more slower than those who’d do 200 BPM for the sake of it. Think of even one more tuned down Hellhammer meets 1990 Samael. The well played killer riffage and the incredible solos remind me of ‘Jesus of Nazareth, King of Jews’ (oops – I mean I.N.R.I) Sarcofago meets “Anno Domini” Tormentor, and I am just referring to the solos alone! Sometimes the drums go out of timing, but this is the UG, so fuck off. To focal point for Black Angel is the vocals. Hector Corpus outdoes Australian Hellspawn (2000 era) and hints somewhat to ’85 Becerra of Possessed. Even “Flag of Hate” Kreator, and this is the vox only that has outdone Abbath Doom Occulta from 1992’s “Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism” Immortal! When most of Hector Corpus’ regurgitations and growls end as Enslaved “Frost” era, he can go from normal to extreme deepness. The vocalizing is so infectious and inhuman, I believe he’s cursed by price Beezelbub or touched by Pazuzu. Check out Black Angel as sit on the same pedestal as Sarcofago had that’s not easy to do. I want to personally thank the label for giving BA a chance so we may all hear these legends and to Hector Corpus for sticking it out this long, sometimes you have to stick your arm out, even if you lose your hand! Till next time and fan and a writer – Comas Lima Peru!!  - Clayton 

blackangelcorpus@hotmail.com  http://es.geocities.com/blackangelperu

 

 

BLOODTHIRST / BESTIAL RAIDS

“Live Satanic Devastation” 2007 Split Promo CDR

(Kampf Records)

 

Bloodthirst - Apparently this is a CD promo of a split cassette full length. Anyway, the sound for the ‘thirst portion is a bit hard to listen to. The drums and guitars are really low yet the vocals are really freakin’ loud and pretty much completely drown out the music. Also the sound over all tends to fade in & out from time to time. Getting back to the vocals, it is a shame they are so loud because to be blunt, in addition to the being deafening they also suck. Just terrible garbled screaming. The music on the other hand is very good even though it photo-copies Slayer a bit too often. The music was still enjoyable nonetheless.

Bestial Raids – Not that much to report except Bestial Raids do a competent job of copying Blasphemy. They even dress like ‘em. A decent Beherit cover of “Grave Desecration” wraps up proceedings on their end of the split. I kept that short as there are actually some bonus Bestial Raids tracks tacked on but apparently not a part of this release. It is in fact their demo 2003, apparently also releases on Kampf Records as well as their 2004 demo on Time Before Time Records. All I have to say about all of this demo material is it puts to shame the live show on this release. Sorry but it just does, destroying war metal! – Dale 

www.kampf.ws   kampfrec@go2.pl   info@kampf.ws

 

 

CACODAEMON

“The Demoniac Invocation” CD

(Exh Goetie / D.U.K.E.)

 

On the current time frame, in the midst of my horrid and abhorrent life, I’ve always believed death metal was based on evil. “Narrow minded shit with nothing significant to show besides our cocks”, they say. Oh-fuckin-kay, these fuckers are a few bricks shy of a load. “This is Satanic punk ‘till bestial death!” Uh, umm, hmm, alright then, let’s pop this fucker in. Whoa, this is fuckin’ “A” DM! Think vocally of 1991, early Necrophobic “Unholy Prophecies” demo ’90 and their debut, let alone Macabre End “Consumed by Darkness” 7” ep and though the production is mediocre, it fits with the killer vox and instruments, perfectly. Melodic, yet in your face, laced with killing leads, pounding drums are displayed in a way they are really adding to this sickening mess! On “Side Chaos”, Goat Devil is an evil pleasure as the Sacred Spear is an instant favorite. Crucitatus on grrr and drrr, Johan on vrrr and brrr and Necrophiliac Bonegrinder on drrr as 2nd grrr. Vocallly on “Side Desecration”, Vital Remains Jeff Gruslin comes to mind on “Worship The Demon”. At times it’s like Impetigo meets Carnage and check out the solo on WTD. Musically, “Witchcraft Bloodbaths” reminds me of very early Incantation meets Acheron (USA) riffage with hints of “Dawn of Possession” Immolation ~ fuck me! Alas, “Death Metal or Die” is just what the title indicates, memorable, to end an album I could play all night. Buy this for the true DM feel alone, Cacodaemon rule!! Now what do you say, Mika Akim? Long live the pigs of Sadistik Impurity, Slaughter the rest!! – Clayton

http://cacodaemon.dy.fi  cruciatus_@hotmail.com

 

  

 

CAPDOWN

“Wind Up Toys” 2007 CD

(Fierce Panda Records)

 

Generally I am happy to see a release by a Canadian band show up in my mail box. Despite where they are from I often wonder how releases like this even manage to find their way to me. Seriously. We are a mix of commercial radio rock and poppy ska-raggae emo type shit, let’s send it to Canadian Assault they might love it! Lots of energy and a good recording that is about all I can think of to say positive about this feces. Hey get this out of the cd player quick, it is starting to draw flies. – Dale 

www.capdown.net  www.fiercepanda.ca

 

 

THE CARNIVAL / ENORMITY

Split CD

(Bestial Burst Records)

 

The Carnival – Three tracks from each band. The Carnival play crazy and violent old school speed / thrash metal. We should expect nothing less from Bestial Burst. The music kind of reminds me of some sort of twisted take off on the classic Sacred Reich stuff. I do not come across many bands playing this sort of style so this is a breath of fresh air.

Enormity – Extremely sadistic thrashing metal with catchy as fuck riffing. Also intermingled with the thrash base is some chunky death metal influence and the balance they find is a good one. The vocals are diabolical, following suit with the music. This release is just chock full of mayhem and it is a good time listening to it. – Dale  

www.bestialburst.blackmetal.fi/   bestialburst@blackmetal.fi

 

 

CATHOLICON

“Treatise on The Abyss” 2007 CD

(Negativity Records)

 

A large smattering of blackened death metal is offered up this time, straight out of the swamps of Louisiana. It would be rather difficult to list the influences here. Due to the fact Catholicon sound like a mix of just about everything out there. It is task to detect anything of their own within the 13 tracks presented. That does not necessarily make “Treatise on The Abyss” a bad album. Quite the opposite and is a really solid piece of hate and malicious aggression. Standing out in this scene is going to be a problem for them as there just is nothing here to say “hey check this out, despite having no sound of our own, you have never heard it done this way before”. So I would unfortunately expect Catholicon to end up one of those bands who put out some good albums but slipped through the cracks largely unknown. I would only recommend this to die hard freaks that have to have just about everything that comes out (I have met and have been friends with some of you and I am always amazed you come up with the money for this haha) in the black / death scene. – Dale  

www.negativityrecords.com   www.fuckyourgod.com

 

 

 

CELTIC FROST

Monotheist  CD

(Century Media / Prowling Death Records)

 

'Only Death...is Real!', (A slogan that has survived till this day) from the days I spinned Hellhammer and Frost and Tom Warrior (despite using the Fischer name replacement) will always be my metallic icon despite my departure in disgust of what once predominated Frost after 'Into The Pandemonium'. Naturally as most of you, as my 19 year stalemate done away with and the 'Warrior/Ain' comeback had me skeptical, and who wouldn't be but those that just were not there (unlike myself) when they began their legacy?I must exonerate all my critique as the true CF is alive again as sure as shit like white on rice! Indeed I spin and shall remain spinning 'Apocalyptic Raids/Morbid Tales' unto my dying day, but now comes the moment of truth. Many of you expected a 'Morbid Tales, Part the Second' leaving me bewildered. It simply is unintelligible to expect another 'Dethroned Emperor', 'Procreation (of The Wicked' or 'Circle Of The Tyants' (nearly all near 14 years old) and CF would have failed direly attempting so. The Frosties are notorious via expansion from one album to the next unlike the abomination of 'Cold Lake', Momotheist offers much of the greatness of 'Morbid Tales' yet are heavier than ever with outstanding vocals laced in a thick melancholy and emotion which pales anything remotely sullen on 'Into The Pandemonium'. Here the heavier is heavier, the morbid more morbid all laced with a genuine depressive sadness, sorrow, apathy, hatred and a darkside yet unexplored previously. The newbies shall by ignorance disregard this statement and you can simply lick the shit off my dick when I'm done with your petty disagreements! Just spin this near 70 minute affair and feel. Seriously, has ever The Morbid Ones once repeat an album twice? No. Did they fail in doing so? Yes in 1988(Tiny Tim admitted to this)...on Monotheist there is beauty in darkness with a handful of softer songs as cunning(and at times more so) than 'Danse Macabre' that only Monotheist and said band can only do justice to; unlike your doom and gloom band of the month of BM elevator music of the day cannot near compared to the Godfathers of a morbid darkness as heard on monotheist. In truth the frost bites harsher than ever, who humbly began it all in 1982 and yet have not lost the midas touch still in 2006.Take fucking heed of Monotheist and remain morbid in the dark. In end after so many passing years Monotheist is CF before the fucking lake and the vanity that lacked nemesis! Remember,don't piss in my helmut as it truly Frost's my Celtic, so buy or I'll make you cry if you don't support this album! It's Celtic Frost at 666% and the Emperor's have returned to reclaim the Jewel Throne!I am honoured to have done this special review and so should you of a cult band that still stands the test of time...Are You Morbid? - Clayton  

 

 

CENTURION’S GHOST

“A Sign of Things to Come” CD

(I Hate Records)

 

England and death doom go together like leather and spikes and Centurion’s Ghost are one hellbent incendiary bulldozer of creeping metal. I was struck immediately by the quality of this band, the fluidity and nose for knowing when to keep the songs simple to increase the skull crush factor, call it the Asphyx principle. There are a lot of great influences wrapped up in this record, in the biography they list Venom as a big influence, I can hear it but not in a strong way in my opinion. They also list Cathedral, Candlemass & Celtic Frost and all those are fair but I also hear traces of Benediction (way underrated band!) alongside traces of early Afflicted or Disharmonic Orchestra. For that matter very early Paradise Lost or My Dying Bride, you know before they went all commercial and keybored-y , may not be completely out of line. The guitar work going on in the background is actually more involved then one would notice upon first listen but really accents the uplifting moments and keeps our eyes filled with gray during the emotional melancholy passages. The vocals of Mr. Begley are utterly fantastic and are some magical doomy mix of early Kreator Mille, Martin Van Drunen, Goatlord and others I cannot even explain, my ear knows it but my tongue and finger tips get confused. I just dig these vocals a whole lot! I can sense the confusion? Why all the thrash references and doom, it is because their sound is rooted in dark thrash but make no mistake this is a doom metal band, first, second and third but they have denim filled with stitched on patches, in their minds and know how to induce a headbang fury. One other thing that strikes me, is for a young band they have mastered flow to their songwriting and incorporate fleshy nuances and vision that is beyond the bands paltry few years existence would suggest. I am finding myself increasingly more enthralled with each listen, I am beginning to think an interview might not be out of the question here. Is there any better recommendation for a band then that? – Dale  

I Hate Records, Box 13023, S-60013, Norrkoping, SWEDEN http://www.ihate.se/ www.centurionsghost.com

 

 

CORPUS CHRISTII

“The Torment Continues” CD

(Undercover Records)

 

Ever commit brain-death, coma-inducing suicide without heart palpitation? I have (yes, seriously!) and if I had a mic in my valediction, this is what it would have been. Following “Tormented Belief”, both main man Horrendous and Necromorbus have unleashed their second opus into a conceptual 2nd of trilogy album affair. A vinyl version of this album is available in a limit of 500 copies, which are pragmatically sold out by now. “All Hail (Master Satan)” from the “Saeculum Domini” CD is present on this disc. The vocals sound like a homicidal dying mortal gone insane while having suicidal mental breakdowns rarely captured in BM, no matter how many times you repeat this; it don’t let up. This consists of such atrociousness and sorrowful emanating that one may point at “Salvation”-era Funeral Mist, yet you can not. The neurotic higher pitched vocals sound savage, rabid, coldly and hatefully unto anyone that bears human flesh, it detrimental to your life! Add this to with musical moments from 1990-94 Nordic-era true BM and Satanic metal on their behest of black-heartfelt riffage and we’re getting there! The grievance of many fallen angles, the extraordinary torture of existence, the hatred upon all mankind, the exiled dementia-precox’ souls, unavenged Demoniacs, that now have increased a ten-fold more than that and you fathom what CC sounds as the more it molests you. I am certain these two travel amidst their native Portugal with razor blades deeply embedded through their ‘skin suits’. I’d partake razor raping my own pelt with this release, but Corpus Christii has already done a fine job of that! Satanist myself, their name in the Roman Catholic church, CC is a festival in honor of Eucharist (the fucking Messiah!) on the first Thursday of the trinity; the eight Sunday after Easter. Posers beware, this isn’t the Funderground, this is pure Satanic BM formed from the scorned souls of Hell in earthly form. Professional, well produced and one of the best out there today, question is, have you got the guts?  - Clayton

www.undercover-records.de   www.corpuschristii.com

 

 

CRYFEMAL

“Perpetua Funebre Gloria” CD

(Oniric Records)

 

At times is an unfortunate statement that black metal has become a watered down, caricature of itself. There is an absolute grey mass of bands littering the landscape like some beaten down, demoralized war torn country about to surrender. The problem for me is too many bands and not only that but too many bands who do not even really care about black metal, who do not truly believe in black metal but do it for fun and do not take seriously. In addition, the influx of fruity synth  heavy “atmospheric soundscapes”, goth infusion, and fancy studio recordings via pro tools etc… have sapped black metal of all the reasons we worship it in the first place. Raw feeling, utter darkness and evil strangled out of traditional instruments and the depths on one’s own wicked soul. Clean productions / recordings is like stoking a huge bonfire and when it is really blazing reaching for water instead of more wood and throwing it on the fire. The result is a pathetic smoldering glow. Enter Cryfemal, not overly talented, they keep things simple and straight forward attacking you head on. “Perpetua Funebre…” blasts forth with a certain diabolic energy and Satanic ritualistic atmosphere, striking at the heart of my discontent with determined ferocity. I really like the drumming too, it has an off kilter, loose charm that brings back early Judas Iscariot memories. The guitars have a hint of the “Deathcrush” gut fuck to them and wind their way through the material like a snake being charmed by a piercing yet melodic musician. The vocals are decidedly for me a twisted mix of early Burzum and present day Lust with a touch of something else I just cannot put my finger on. Yes, those black rasps really stand out and accentuate a fine malicious record. Cryfemal stock the coals and keep a bit of the igniting fuel missing in so much of our scene and no I am not referring to the rumours that certain past & present Cryfemal members are facing incarceration for various crimes. – Dale  

Oniric Records, c/o David Prado, C/Olmo N. 1, 7 I, 06400 Don Bento (Badajoz), SPAIN  www.oniric-distro.com  oniricrec@yahoo.es  www.cryfemal.cjb.net

 

 

CWAF / NOOSEBOMB

Live Split CD

(Bestial Onslaught Records)

 

CWAF – Play a simplistic and stripped down but very heavy metallic style. They like to keep things rhythmic and unchanging for long periods. Which when they do change things up, it has a much larger impact than technical bands, who stop on a dime, a dozen riffs and time changes in each song. I love the Police State intro on here, check that shit out. Cwaf is a little hard to pigeon hole, they have some connection to death metal yet also are owing of their origin to sludge bands like Cavity or Eyehategod. The drumming on here is massive, a great performance. I would say this disc is worth picking up just for the 4 Cwaf tracks.

Noosebomb – is a band I had not heard of either. Noose, are purveyors of Sludge metal as well, so the pairing is a natural one. Though, they have a very different take, on the style than Cwaf. Noosebomb are more active and have a much more traditional heavy metal base. The last song on here entitled “What is the World Coming To” is an epic doom influenced masterpiece. It is probably worth mention that Noose features members of Disrupt and Grief in their line-up. – Dale  

http://noosebomb.com/   www.bestialonslaught.com

 

 

DARKTHRONE

“The Cult Is Alive” CD

(Peaceville Records)

 

To say DT are known as re-creating the same album time after time and just changing the album titles to tell the difference is like masturbating cattle with two finger's rather than three! Thus, people are confusing the 'Thrones with the burly Bolt Thrower in some unknown assertion. Musically I hear mainly hints from Soulside (not DM either) and a Blaze...and a-back to slow to mid-paced drum-fare, except the old-school as fuck DO NOT BELIEVE THE PUNK ELEMENT, as "Graveyard Slut" and "Whiskey Funeral" are just true rooted BM hymns. Journalist's must have their heads up their collective assess these days. The debut Buldozer meet's early Bathory vocals of Nocturno Culto simply kill, and any true Black Metal Warrior would condone. DT pugilizes fake BM on "Too Old To Cold", as "Shut Up" is a huge middle-finger to Satanic Wanna-Be's (Dimmu and COF come to mind). Piggy of old-school Voivod would not be happier in a song dedicated in his name than" Atomic Coming" pulling lyrics straight out of Voivod's titles themselves (Mainly RRROOOAAARRR!!!"). Ripping out the Booklet is the killer part. They mention Piggy and Voivod (Especially the 'Tornado' song), while hailing-"MAKE WAY FOR THE INCINERATOR!", a fuckin A homage to Canada's Slaughter! Which shirts deck's Nocturno Culto in the live CD-ROM Interviews on the Peaceville re-issues of past DT albums. That pure fucking devotion deserves eternal hails!!! Alas, all of you 'Throners that are besides yourselves of the DT camp, quit reading, get off your boiled butts and buy this evil and raw fucking album today or go pose out to Dimmu or something, and join the crowd! In a scene were BM is faltering to poserdum and before it became a campaign for what often tries but fails to pass as Horror show's today, DT make an exclamation mark that at least as long as they are breathing, The Cult is very much Alive like the days of yore.  - Clayton

 

 

DARKEST HATE WARFRONT

“Satanic Annihilation Kommando” CD

(Ketzer Records)

 

I am 61% son of a bitch and 49% motherfucker and in perdition, I’d fist fuck your Gods earth until it and all on it died! Darkest Hate formed in ’99 under the war command of Mantus (Mysteriis, Ancient Blood) releasing a demo tape in ’00, “Total Destruction”. In ’02 a split tape came out in just 333 copies with the now defunct Black Winter Night. A 7” titled “Aftermath” will be released under Aussie label Goatowarex and another album again. Enough history 101 as SAK is a fuckin “A” album, but there are two reasons for my lesson. Firstly, I haven’t heard a band commit ultra-violent, thermonuclear hateful, chaotic war-mongering anti judeo christian scum in full scale attacking BM death thrash atom rage with such convincing mannerism! The music is tighter than a frog’s ass under water with chaotic riffage and memorable hooks in their nuclear reactor melting power chords as the warhead poundings and blasting, real and vindictive without that typewriter sound Brazil is known for. An incredible experience, which in this case is the greatest teacher after all; 10 songs in 28 minutes that never bore. Secondly, the vocals, where they are the square peg does not fit into the round hole. Sure it blends into this apocalypse, which may go in their favor as I’ve heard 300 bands with the same vocal barrages. But vocally do not look for anything groundbreaking, but they’re likely not expecting too, either. Xaphan (Cult of Azazel) does killer vocals on “Possessed By Fire”, adding greatly to this release. Would I recommend you check this out? Do bears shit in the woods? - Clayton

http://www.darkesthatewarfront.situe.vu  darkest_hate@yahoo.com

 

 

DARK THRONE

“F.O.A.D.” 2007 CD

(Peaceville Records)

 

I gladly committed the brutallist suicide known to this Shit pit of a town I live in, sadly, I lived. That's what a fuckin' true Satanist does when he all lives for, in this case, the loss of my band, went to hell. Buy F.O.A.D., the new DT offering and so will you! One ought to know by the 'throners by a song called 'Raised On Rock' what kinda shit I was about to wade knee-deep in. If you enjoy pounding ground, the worst drums in BM (Oooopppp's I mean Black-Rock) topped away with the poorest fuckin' song structures and vocals heard south of nowhere. The pissed off vocals try to save face just inferior fates them in Twisted Sister Black 'n Roll (Actually they did play a beat per minute right?). Nocturno Culto belched this band alive in previous everts, and his acidic vocals and '80's bred riffage at times (see the previous 'The cult Is Alive') Till Fenriz opens his fucking yapper that fucked up my cup of java, let alone an album! Well, Dale, Sadly, Artwork saves no face here, I am a disclaimer and a fucking real writer so take it or leave it? Yet, at least someone realizes Canada once had a killer fuckin' scene for once on 'Canadian Metal' (But bears no likeness to it in anyway), and as the rest of this song joins the rest as pure infamous Norse Shit! They further add a buy or Die list of albums they deem true, yet oughta' look again themselves at it before releasing pure shit again! I have no tolerance for this and with me hordes of hateful fans leaving DT' future as questionable. And if they pull another album as F.O.A.D. again there simply wont be a DT, period (I'll explain in a minute)! This fodder release sell out is just the shittiest one because DT cannot sell out as Wilhelm tries to be Sexy when he is poor buckra, as only white, not blue-collar whom were born and bred with silver spoons in their fuckin' mouths can. Onto the important, You two 'Throners listen up...you had your fun and now it's time to cut the crap or I'll smash you both upside your fucking heads! Fuck Fenriz, DT knows they fucked up BIG TIME and such a trend shant last long, so, rather than appearing from forests as displayed on booklets to the First 4 album re-issue viddies on the re-issues they best hide behind those fucking tree's and keep outta sight as a sniper rifle may be aimed at you little bastards; ROSS BAY CULT ETERNAL style. In end, this is more depressing than watching again, that wise guy take it in the gut by a fat whore that buys from Wally-Mart (Grrrrrrr!) on 'Reservoir Dogs'. No Excuses, No Mercy, No Shit, No Remorse! If you buy this waste of plastic, you can FUCK OFF AND DIE, and fuck you’re Mother, too!  - Clayton

www.peaceville.com

 

 

DEATHBOUND

“Doomsday Comfort” CD + “To Cure The Sane With Insanity” Digi pak CD

(Dynamic Arts Records)

 

I was struck by the beautiful packaging, absolutely stunning on both releases but the colours on the digi release are mind blowing brilliant. I can only imagine the band are very happy with the labels work here. “Doomsday Comfort” is on seriously raging, a maelstrom of furious blast beat death metal splatter platter, ala early classic Napalm Death mixed with the frantic insanity Nasum. Punch you in the face juggernaut death metal from these Swedish denizens of barbarity. With “To Cure The Sane….” we get much of the same, these boys are getting better and better at turning a heavy riff ass over tea kettle and making you head want to bang along with it. I was surprised just reading that “To Cure…” was actually released on the Finnish Woodcut records (being the main label of black metal legends Horna) back in 2003. Man oh man, is the drumming (apparently this is the Rotten Sound drummer?) on here vicious and relentless, not to mention the vocalist sounds like a mad dog getting to chew through a fence to maul you. This guy is a really good death metal singer. I think I may hear some Vomitory influence on this one in the riffing and I like it. It is not the easiest of tasks to remain brutal yet not lose memorability or melody but Deathbound manage this just fine and wrap it up in tidy but brutalizing grind package. It is hard not recommend this band to followers of the death / grind scene. – Dale  

D.A. Records, Box 168, FIN-33101 Tampere, FINLAND  www.dynamicartsrecords.com

 

 

DEATHBOUND

“We Deserve Much Worse” 2007 CD

(Dynamic Arts Records)

 

“We Deserve…” is the bands 3rd album from this Finnish band of savages. I know them quite well as you can see I have reviewed those as well. As time passes Deathbound are becoming masters of able to insert some catchiness & groove into the body of their sound. That being technical, fast and fucking brutal death metal, all backed up with fantastic pounding drum work. The vocals of Kai Jaakola are splendid yelling growls with energy and are decipherable. I would say fans of Napalm Death & Benediction vocals will love his work. Deathbound are just a well rounded great band – Dynamic Art indeed. – Dale 

www.officialsear.com   www.dynamicartsrecords.com

 

 

DEBAUCHERY

“Back In Blood” 2007 CD

(AFM Records)

 

The “Lords of Battle” kicks off the bloodbath with a catchy, righteous olden head bang designed sound. It is replete with traditional title, chorus repeated chants. Yes, make no mistake, the vocals are still brutal death metal and the song structures themselves mix in some dynamic elements among the ritualistic repetition. One thing I enjoy about Debauchery is how they employ their guitar solos. Just a short ‘n sweet running hit attack which is as quick as it is lethal, which is kind of a microcosm of their style overall. Debauchery make sure they always keep it heavy, catchy and flat out simplistic. Even the lyrics are as eloquent as a spiked baseball bat upside the head. For example the catchy in the song “Butcher Bitches! Slaughter Sluts!” a Neanderthal chorus which would any sadists charcoal black heart. No buttering you up and sneaking up behind you with a length of piano wire, no, Debauchery just bash you over the head with a spiked bat. “Back In Blood” is not shy to slip once in a while into a nice hypnotic groove adding some dynamics and depth. Okay they are not the most amazing band in the world but I still get pleasure from simple things in life and death. – Dale  

 

 

DEICIDE

“The Stench Of Redemption” CD

(Earache Records)

 

Remember the Hoffman Bros? They smiled on album pics (Glenn, you stop it!) and though from the get-go of DEICIDE' humble beginning's, one think was unspoken, and that was deep within we all shared a hatred for those two bastards. Well, they are gone like cum off a duck's back, and I raise my chalice of X-tian bloods to that! We now have Jack Owen and Ralph Santolla (and fuck can they actual play them 6 strings!) in the Benton camp, and this album indeed sits by 'Legion' and the debut. Ralph was the man behind much of what the Hoffman's tried to play, and subliminal hints of Cannibal's Jack are nearly non-existant, while Steve's pounding is the fastest ever heard yet. After hearing all the sheepshit of Ralph being a Christian and that they never made the date 6.6.06 was done on purpose aside. As one-listen to this Christ Basher will leave you pulverized and floored. Downfalls reside in the lack of room for Glenn to pull his formal demonic vociferations, due to the incredible solo's and riffage here that 'Scars of the Crucifix' lacked. And of all the bands, what's up with covering 'Black Night' from Deep Purple, as the cover artwork is quite tasteless. Yes, I miss the bygone day's of 'In Hell I Burn' and 'Carnage of the Temple of the Damned' along with suicidal offerings. Still, these ten hymns in a new chapter of Deicide satisfy my pentagramical tastes, and I look at 'Black Night' as a re-make of some lost Amon song. Your gonna love this album, yet still I yearn for another Benton induced Vital Remains outing and hope Deicide return to their ultra-offensive side again, in all ways that made Deicide more at one with our Hatred's than the last previous few years.  - Clayton

www.earache.com/store

 

 

DESTRUKTOR

Nuclear Storm” MCD

(Hells Headbangers)

 

Bands from down under have always owned their own style and sound, Destruktor is no exception. Indeed, they are an apocalyptic brew of barbarous, bestial old school death cult speed spewed with Aussie tradition and perform like a well oiled machine. 4 songs, 1 intro totaling 16:34 may seem short yet it is better than 70 minutes of poser crud! Nuclear mushrooms are pictured here and features (on this recording) ex-Destroyer 666 skinsman Jarro, but you couldn’t tell as there are many great ways to describe the mighty Destruktor. Jarro does vocals with main man Glenn (on guitar) on the title track and on “Fight Like The Devil” in an all out attack of BM hatred, bands from this continent can only execute. Is it the drinking water, isolation, heat or all three that creates such windpipes? All out brutal fukking DM from Glenn on “Nuclear War” and “Strive To Conquer” is seasoned and heavily salted, laced with years of work resulting in near perfection. The intro is a metallic masterpiece of a battle march which showcases the extreme talent this band possesses. Great MCD and I can’t wait to see what happens next. Support Destruktor or I’ll have you gang-banged by a pack of demonic red eyed Kangaroo’s you sluts! – Clayton

www.destruktor.cjb.net  www.hellsheadbangers.com

 

 

DEVIL LEE ROT

“At Hell's Deep” CD

(Iron Fist Productions)

 

Everyone should know deep inside the depths of Sweden, many a moons ago and ages since the festival fires to the gods burned bright - out of those ashes was born a legendary band named Pagan Rites. Now Pagan Rites raped the scene with delight and always staying true to their Autopsy Torment-ed roots. The lead tormenter of the rites and rituals and heart of those old bands was Devil Lee Rot, after a time of in-activity the Mr. Rot decided to strike out on his lonesome, naming his latest and at the risk of backlash unto me, greatest band yet, aptly named after himself. Deeply rooted in traditional metal both clean and dirty, everything from Judas Priest and Saxon to Piledriver and Anvil – yes I admit the black metal roots of Devil Lee Rot appear to have been shed, though the Satanic image was not, yet the band is no less lethal for sharpening it’s focus further down the deep root systems. Yes, yes my demons, this is pure old school heavy metal hellfire that will have you breaking out your spiked wrist bands and drawing sick logos on your tattered school binders! I fucking dare you to listen to songs like “Man Made of Steel”, “Prepare For War”, “Blade In The Night” and “Metal Avengers” and not want to headbang, and not want to sew a Devil Lee Rot patch on your Denim and not play air guitar!! Do not let my retro chants and nostalgic musings fool you, this album has depth, it is gloomy emotion where called for and the vocals have dynamics to them in a way bands of today just can not understand, that is not even mentioning some of the tasty guitar work and timely ‘n tasty drum licks. A classic record in the making, this much is certain. Though that seems to be becoming a mere routine for Devil Lee Rot, can this legend do no wrong?! Maybe I am becoming stuck in my ways, but I live for this stuff, a lot of other new music in an interesting distraction but this is the kind of music that lasts and that is the greatest honour I can bestow! – Dale

Iron Fist Productions, c/o Thomas Nyqvist 8a, 417 02 Goteborg, SWEDEN ironfist@hotmail.com www.ironfist.cjb.net

 

 

DIMMU BORGIR

"In Sorte Diaboli" 2007 CD

(Nuclear Blast)

 

Notice how I never printed the format? Well, I am confused unto which 'Sorte' format SHIT can be pressed on! Well, fuck me a Hellhammer (wait, he's gay-that mean's keep away!). This is a Joke, alright. This shit sandwich is a concept album about a guy that (end of Story) and every fucking song on it begins with the word THE. Wow, imaginative, no wonder why poser Hellhammer (to make thing's worse) session drums for this album, then he'll do anything to be pictured with these plastic cape red pinching pitforker's. A true replica of "Death Cult Armageddon", and Dimmu Borgir is icelandic for 'Dark Fortress (Hahaha, i'm so fucking spooked!), I certainly then do not doubt that they well sell another 100,000 copies while crying about how much work they put in this band and Blaugh, Blaugh, Blaugh. Some sorte believe they need a crying room while killing the UG and reaping in as much cash as the pope! Oh, and it comes in a box-set of goodies, like Band cards (Barry Bonds anyone?) and a mirror...ummm, duh, it must contain magical demonic properties or something, huh? Geez, ain't that fucking something to play with when your yawning away to this dozer. Like Dale advertised many issues of this very 'zine long ago...see them 'Golden Arches'? Well, for $1.99,go to the the drive thru and order the Dimmu combo, that's one black Burger, one larg black dye french fries and superzized at this with Dimmu-Cola!!! Well,one listen to this album, I need black tar to put on my dimpled ass, because it gave me fucking boils...faggot Norwegian choir boys!  - Clayton