EMBRYONIC CRYTOPATHIA

“Uterine Excretion of Carcinovomit” CD

(Bestial Onslaught Records)

 

This review will be on the short side, I imagine. I mean do not get me wrong, I love gore grind as much as the next deviant. But there are just not a whole lot of dynamics, time changes, nuances etc… that lends the genre to in depth description. One things is sure, Embryonic Crytopathia are one sick and extremely manic band. For me “Uterine…” immediately dredges up comparables such as early Carcass, old Cryptopsy (but less dynamic) with a juicy sprinkle or splatter if you like of the mighty Gut on the mix. A real relentless chugging attack of flying riffs and dismembered drum runs. Whatever movie, those first couple of intros are from, sounds awful twisted and just campy as hell. I will have to make it a point to try to find and watch that film. Recommended, if gore grind, is your thing. – Dale

www.myspace.com/embryoniccryptopathia

 

 

EXALTED

“We are The Grim Throng” CD

(Battle Kommand Records)

 

Coming at us like a bat out of hell or rather a band out of Illinois is Exalted. First thing that hits me is the recording. I really like it, it is more than clear enough but definitely gives me that early nineties feeling and suits the maelstrom just fine. The album starts off and I feel creeping darkness that sends a freezing plague through the veins of any devout black metal junky. At times “We are The Grim Throng” resembles a mixing of tracks from “Transylvanian Hunger” and “Panzerfaust”. It may not be as good as those classic Darkthrone albums but it is a good album on its own. There is even some really rocking guitar injected from time to time ala Celtic Frost. It almost seems as if it should not fit the whole musical scheme but somehow it just does. If you can not get enough of that early 90s black metal and classic Hellhammer / Frost vibe then you might want to pick this one up. – Dale

www.battlekommand.com  exaltedhail@yahoo.com

 

 

FALL OF THE LEAFE

“Vantage” CD

(Firebox Records)

 

I was in touch with this band 10 years ago, yes you read that right, a fucking decade ago, geez I am an old koot. I was in quite good touch with them, the guitarist took out an advert in issue 2! As I recall he never did paid me for it either, yet the man who ran Wild Rags that everyone accused of shady took out a full page and paid me more up front than I had ask for. Yes, well back in those gray sundry days of yore, Fall of The Leafe, played an evil brand of epic black metal band, raw yet thoughtful. Fast forward to modern day, these Finnish blokes are still kicking. Are they still black metal? Fuck no, they are not even melodic death metal at this point. No sir, now they are commercial gothic rock with a homo erotic atmosphere. They say they are old goth mixed with grunge? What the fuck? I do not hear grunge, though the singer sounds like he is trying to be a hunky version of the Pearl Jam singer, so maybe that is it? He Leafers, want to buy back your demo so no one finds out what you used to be? Total Crap. – Dale 

www.firebox.fi www.falloftheleafe.com

 

 

FUNEBRARUM / INTERMENT

“Conjuration of The Sepulchral” split CD

(Conqueror of The Thorns Records)

 

Funebrarum – I am unsure if I have mentioned it lately. But Funebrarum are one of my fave bands. So it should surprise no one that the 5 tracks here have done nothing but blow me away! You must hear this to believe it, simple words do not suffice. Funebrarum for the uninitiated play absolutely crushing old school death metal with a dirgy doom undertone. For a general reference point to their sound and style, think of the old works by bands like Grave, Autopsy, Repulsion, Nihilist… You know basically the stuff I worship. What a brutalizing and suffocating atmosphere to this music – you will feel it and know what I mean. It hits covers you in an avalanche. There are two amazing cover tracks on here of Abhorrences “Caught In A Vortex” + Grave’s “Into The Grave”. The Grave cover makes me want to break shit and circle around an invisible pit in my living room! I mean seriously I have not played this much air guitar or head banged this mucking fucking in ages.

Interment – Are really a great band to follow Funebrarum. They are a little more thrashy and not doomy like Fune but are definitely cut from the same cloth as the band they share this disc with. Think Autopsy on speed mixed with heavy doses of Carnage and early Entombed. These guys are fast and intense. The drummer Kennet Englund is a real demon on the kit and asserts himself into sound quite prominently. The riffing from Interment is just really heavy and catchy but in an oh-so-brutal way. This made me an instant fan of Interment. This release is just great and what an amazing split. This release is an absolute must have it. – Dale  

www.conquerorofthorns.com   www.funebrarum.com

 

 

HEAVENLY

“Virus” 2007 CD

(AFM Records)

 

If you want the cliff notes version this is basically the French version of Halloween mixed with Gamma Ray. I hate to over paint them with that brush. Yet the fact of the matter is they wear their influences on their sleeve to the point it is hard to say they have much of a sound of their own. Coupled with the fact they play a style where you kind of need some sort of unique identity to stick out from the crowd. It is not like they are death metal and just make sure they are brutal to make up for the fact they are unoriginal. By deduction I do suppose the next question would be is it well done at least? For my liking it is a touch too clean, synth heavy and over produced but on the whole it is well done, yes. Some engaging riffs and sweet guitar leads. Vocalist Ben Sotto just bleeds Halloween vocals but he sounds excellent doing so, hitting all kinds ranges and high registers along the way. That is something Heavenly really has going for them, in this genre you need to have a strong vocalist and they have that part covered. If you are a fanatic of this style and can never get enough then by all means pick this up but otherwise just break out your “Keeper…” records instead. – Dale 

 

 

HELLACAUST

“Inevitable Dementia” CD

(Great White North Records)

 

This album is nearly 2 years old and unfortunately, for the band the label, which released it is now defunct. Yet the band must live on and keep fighting. Hellacaust is doing just that and sent “Inevitable Dementia” in for review to keep their name out there, while they brew some new material. Hellacaust residing often quiet metal east coast of Canada. They play a really interesting mix of black, death and thrash metal. I can hear influences from everything from early Mayhem & Immortal to Exhumed, Angelcorpse & Napalm Death to Kreator, Slayer and Megadeth. One large melting pot but they know how to smelt it all together into a solid and cohesive whole which is not an easy feat by any means. I think we have all heard a band or ten who attempted this sort thing, only to fall flat on their collective faces. Hellacaust keep it evil sounding but never afraid to rumble forward with some sick militaristic head banging sections in most songs, not to mention some smoking guitar solos brief but regular appearances. The vocals alternate between death metal bellows and black metal rasps and are well done. This is a flat out a very good album. I do not see Hellacaust being label-less for very long. – Dale

http://welcome.to/hellacaust   http://www.myspace.com/hellacaust

 

 

HIRAX

“Chaos and Brutality” MCD

(Selfmadegod Records)

 

I possess nothing but respect for Katon W. De Pena and Hirax. They continue to just rage after all of these years. I mean to stick to your roots, for literally decades, is amazing and a mean feat all of its own. What we have here is a mini-album. I am sure this is just a stop-gap to keep the die hards from dying of thirst until the next full length brew comes out. So yes “Chaos and Brutality” is short but still a fine piece of work and worth owning. With the 4 tracks here Hirax explode out of the gates right off the first note and do not let up with their face ripping thrash attack until the disc stops spinning. Hirax pack punch after punch of fast headbanging riffs rhythms backed with De Pena’s wails sounding off like a siren of successive growls. ARGH! Once it is over though you have to hit the repeat button as this is just too short to hear just once. We need a new full album now and the sooner the better. – Dale

www.selfmadegod.com   www.hirax.org

 

 

 

HIRUDINEA / WATCHMAKER

Split 2007 CD

(Bestial Onslaught Records)

 

Hirudinea – Are one frenetic death metal band. On these 4 tracks they employ a set of dual vocals. The main set of pipes, sort of remind me to the vox on the “Clandestine” album. The other set of vocals are harder to pinpoint and are more frantic, angst filled volleys that remind me a bit of old Ministry, of all things. I do not hear a lot of bands playing this style lately. That is to Hirudinea’s benefit.

Watchmaker – The Boston, Mass clusterfuck. If you are searching for some catchy head bang riffs, actual song structuring and depth. Then look somewhere else. It is no surprise, keeping with these comments that Watchmaker used to have an Anal Cunt member. Because the 7 tracks on this split are nothing short of a chaotic wall of thrashing white noise. Their only purpose seems to be to play as fast and in as in your face as they can, from a dead run, start to finish. They destroy everything in their path. It is actually pretty good stuff but you really have to be in the right mood for it, if you know what I mean? – Dale

www.bestialonslaught.com

 

 

HORNA

“Envaatnags Eflos Solf Esgantaavne” CD

(Woodcut Records)

 

My deep and lasting obsession with Horna began somewhere around the beginning of 1997. I received their first masterpiece of a record “Hiidentorni” from their then label Solistitium records out Germany. Incidentally this lead to an interview I did with them way back in issue # 2 of Canadian Assault (I have put in a request for a new interview in this issue, no word whether it is happening or not, as of yet). It was during this period, the second wave after the rise of Darkthrone, Immortal, Burzum etc… came to be and they have stood the test of time as the best black metal band from this mid-90s era. This band has never let me down, releasing album after album, seven inches, LP and split vinyls at an alarming rate and each and every release has been a quality work, a new splash of darkness across the UG scene. Over the years the horde have managed to evolve and devolve in interesting ways but never betraying their roots, never scarring their devoted followers and never having to look themselves in the mirror with anything but pride and dignity. They may make your head bang with some devilish catchy riffs but they shall never stray far from the epic melancholy longing and cold, evil sorrow that is the foundation of their profound heartless cruelty. A very select few, a diabolic elite, if you will, have the ability to create so many emotions within the black metal realm, whilst relying upon on traditional instrumentation. That includes Horna, they have the uncanny ability to channel simultaneously through their music emotions such as disgust, hate, sorrow, melancholy, introspection, elation, adrenalized odium all while sweeping you away on a journey.  A vast journey outside of this pathetic existence, an epic walk through fields of pain blanketed by black night. Horna have always had some of the sickest rasps in black metal bar none and nothing has changed in this respect with “Envaatnags…”, despite member changes, the cold heart of Horna, Mr. Shatraug lives on, in the infamous black metal conjurer. Almost a decade later and Horna continues to haunt me! – Dale

www.woodcutrecords.com

 

 

LORD BELIAL

“Revelations” 2007 CD

(Regain Records)

 

Okay, I have had fucking enough...I won't even leave an address here. Lord Belial does what millions of other bands are doing at this time. Yes, especially the BM wanna-be scene; Melody, weak vocals...thus goddamn lullabies. It is time that we at Canadian Assault and the many of readers took a-stand and like these Swede's (who else?) jack knifed and ended this endless torrent of generic shit pumped by labels that ought not exist for releasing such factory bionoid crap! There is nothing to say about this shit here but the message that only True Underground Warriors need to express, and I ain't afraid of this Amon Amarth turned BM turd and the 3,000,000,000 others into by these simple steps.1. Melt Sweden and turn it into rock. 2. Start WWIII with Scandinavia. 3. Boycott all regenerated and bio-recyclable fodder as this anywhere but earth and outer space (I think a crime against poisoning alien-life with this shit is unforgivable!), so send it to the jews because they fucked everything else in Humanity up. 4. Never, and I mean ever sell it and contaminate the innocent. 5. Destroy all record labels, my-spaces and poser 'zines (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!), or alas just bust it over your knee and toss it in the Autopsy Kitchen's hottest ovens as I'm truly goddamn fed the fuck up with this poser regime, period. Lock and load Dale and Wilhelm and let's rid of all this poser scum commercialism, what do 'ya say Warriors? I'm glad that my fiancee Kim from the mighty Australia exists, else I'd consider being a suicide bomber unto all false wanna-be Black Metal  - Clayton  

 

 

MANTH

“A Conjuration Compelling Obedience” MC

(Kampf Records)

 

An Italian “Occult black metal” is what this one man band bills itself as. The 7 tracks, which include 4 songs, 3 intros that were done in ’06 but apparently just now seeing label release, from what I can gather. I am rather hoping this release was nothing more than an early, beginners demo tape. As Manth to be blunt are all kinds of sloppy with a liberal does of down right horrible. Manth try to play equal parts of extreme black metal ala Profanatica / Havohej and heavy synth atmospheric ala a dying cat that swallowed a mini korg keyboard. I mean what an mess we have on our hands here. The metal half, is poor to barely passable but possess no real flow, feeling or direction to the song. The atmospheric half, sounds like a child who got a synthesizer for christmas. The two halves are merely smashed together in exceptionally amateurish fashion. I am left scratching my head as to why a label would want to release this? – Dale

 www.kampf.ws   kampfrec@go2.pl   info@kampf.ws

 

 

MARDUK

“Dark Endless / Those of the Unlight / Opus Nocturne” 2007 CD

(Regain Records)

 

 

"Well, that ain't no virgin wool now!"...oopp's! Memories y'know, but that one particularly reminds me of a band blazing in my ear's when I was young, drunk and growing the fucking horns; and that band was Marduk. the producer behind them and pen-pal Dan Swano (Just when Black Mark was interested in Edge Of Sanity) introduced me to them, just when 'Dark Endless' was being wrote. I wrote across the pond in 1991 with a reply by the earlier part of 1992.Soon-after(a year), my close Brother, fan, and Tape trading God Dale Roy sent me a killer dub of 'Those of the Unlight'. In those days Marduk was A Swedish force to be reckoned with alongside the truest Nordic bands. So,alas, Regain had the grapefruits to reissue these gems, with all my tapes worn by time and dust. Dark Endless stands alone in it's glory, with 5 old school sounding as bootleg's sounded 1991 live tracks, the last being a cover Death's 'Evil Dead' (off kilter) and dissapoint's me. Indeed 'Still Fucking Dead', "The Sun Turns Black As Night", and blacker than nighter's 'The Funeral Seemed To Be Endless' and 'Holy Inquisition' demonizes me as it did then, a tape sampler Swano sent me featured a goddamned un-fuckable cover of Venom's 'Hellchild' ever recorded was not here as a bonus track that Regain could of done so if the effort was there. 'Those of the Unlight' revel's as it did when Osmose were the king's of everything Black, the re-issue visual stun;s me with a great 3 song performance from 1993,as 'Wolves II' off the mighty 'Opus Nocturne' still rip's me a new asshole. Yet as the masterpiece it is, some diabolic force keep's me more with the first two albums. Again, your not true in the Black Metal sense if you don't seek these treasure's out now or i'll be more than obliged to plant a well-timed boot to thee groin and have your jewel's planted through yer fucking skull and call you my Bitch! Afterall, my days of harassing farm animals are like Marduk along with my other fondest memories.   -  Clayton

 www.regainrecords.comwww.marduk.nu

 

 

MEPHISTO

“Metal of Death” 2005 CD

(Bestial Burst Records)

 

The opening movie sample on “Zombie Terror”, track number two for those keeping score at home, of gut munching and that beyond awesome, high pitched scream right out of the 80’s had me hooked like a fish. Do they have quality music to back the window dressing? Oh Lucifer I invoke thee, the dark prince raises a spiked hoof and proclaims “God be cursed, Mephisto knows how make me headbang!” Speaking of Satan, there is very little doubt Mephisto musically worship at the black magic altar of Venom!! Hell, they even wear the influence on their sleeves by closing with the richly titled inside nudge “Again At War With Satan [Introduction]”, it is a short brutal little ditty incorporating the song title in the lyrics and a nice little “Teachers Pet” guitar run, among others, for nostalgic value. I only hope I am not making Mephisto out to be some kind of un-serious band because they make stone cold sober black metal of the thrash ‘n death variety. These Italians do have a knack for writing that old loose style, most of these plastic (i.e. – Pro Tool cheatin’) bands would shake their head and call it sloppy, but no this is the way real bands play, this is the way metal is supposed to be fucking played, ‘Metal of Death’ indeed. The drums are so “Welcome To Hell / Black Metal” sounding it almost hurts and other influences, speaking in a much more general arena would be Sodom, Bulldozer and Slaughter swim through my brain. The vocals sound so familiar as well but I will damned if I can remember who, the closest I can seem to come is Hellhammer with early Bathory with a dash of Cronos and something else I just cannot put my finger upon. How does Bestial Burst keep finding these maniac bands?! I must confess this album has an atmosphere and feeling to it that I have not felt in a new band in many years. Buy this now or I might interview and then you will be sorry you waited later. – Dale

www.metalofdeath.com  http://bestialburst.blackmetal.fi

 

 

MUERTE VILLA

“La Conquista” 2007 CD

(Negativity Records)

 

Muerte Villa are, a Texas based, death metal band. The entire concept and lyrical content deal with and promote the ideals of the Mexican Nationalist agenda. As you may have already guessed all lyrics are sang or rather growled in Spanish. Before you begin to scratch your head, there is no need to get worked up you death purists, as there is no Mariachi music or any traditional Mexican instruments like trumpets or maracas incorporated into “La Conquista”. No, it is traditional, straight forward, non-technical American style death metal. So for better or worse, the music does not support or directly compliment the message and/or concept. The production is pretty bass heavy and kind of low (you will have to crank it up). “La Conquista” presents some solid and enjoyable death metal but at the end of the day, nothing really stands out for me. – Dale

 www.negativityrecords.com

 

 

NATTEFROST

Terrorist - Nekronaut PT.I CD

(Season of Mist MMV)

 

Metal in the old days was about Women, leather and Hell, and the bigger the hooter's that the yuppie class we stole from made us even more METAL! Okay, fuck this noise literally into the trash! At least the debut 'Blood And Vomit' had it's moments in old-school cuntutating, two handfuls of ass and one pissflap, beef-curtain big-titted whore gang-banging moments; see 'Sluts of Hell' in early impaled Nazarene/Beherit (Remember 'The Gate Of Nanna' was covered there) all in the vein (uh-huh Baby) "Whore/Witch, swallow my cum. Slut, Suck me Dry, Cunt, choke n Die) in true blasphemic Black Metal, and if you spit I'll fucking bloody you! However the Fire-Blood-Honoor-Death is amiss and dissipated in the name of all but what is metal to us men. As in 'Transsexual Ubderwarves' in true homosexual (Faggot suits me!)in true Homosexual "Primitive Norwegian Narrow-Minded Elite Black Metal!": Nay, when I see your ass and balls doggy style behind this uncensored CD. Hail to all in Heavy Fucking Metal because we conquer Pussy, right? We fucking will die for our Babes, that is our creed, are you METAL enough? Then give me all the fuckin' A's you can!!! YEAH!!!! Thus, hey (When I say hey it's spooky, ask Dale) you shit-weighing in a 'Zine Carpathian cunt, as one listen to 'Dinisadanasjeveldrykaar!' or rectum produndand being man just ain’t metal. Sure old-school at times laces this digi-pak yet in comic spoof kills it dead the next second. Seriously, this is a re-make of a fag-fare that would make the middle-east rejoice in tea and sodomy when there ought to be plenty of T&A/Pussy erecting finger fucking violation mounting us BM gods behind them masterbateror booklet filled up in porn yet filled with just non-metal shit-ass gag natte fag photo's and some other faggot. A Metal bro wants to see the fist-fucked (single or double) anal tortured pussies like I do in my discs as being METAL is BEING MAN while seeing that Carpathian Forest (Nattefag's other band) played live in woman's guanch I shit you not and has me thinking that Natte is none short of a faggot-fuck in the many metal names of all we truly are lest Dale has converted? Ha-I don't fucking think so! Because us REAL METALHEADS pulverize and die hard the 4 dimensional then 6 red gates of warm fuzzy pussy faster than popcorn machines on overdrive! Natter here (Oh, and 'Goatworship' is not the Blasphemy 1987 / Beherit 1990 cover, it is simply retarded), but what a fukking waste or poser fodder of space this is as so many sadly are when proclaiming the art of true BM; If Stallagh did a last album I am sad Natte was not hacked into pieces in it as a bonus track-Awwww, did I offend a gay black metaller out there? My answer is: FUCK OFF AND DIE AS I HUNT YOU DOWN IN THE WOODS IN THE FOGGED NIGHT I WRITE THIS!!! You Fucking Faggot Cluster fuck!!! You want a Nattefrost album to stick your sick slick dick into? Buy the great 'Blood & Vomit', Yet this one you can shove up your ass Natte and you likely have with grace between the bread and butter. Word around the campfire is the next Nattefrost album will be inducing forest sounds and nature shit meaning well, fuck me a Quorthon! - Clayton